In Recent News at Insert College Name Here:


Popping popcorn should be a first year seminar (FYS) at my college… There are many times when students will leave their popcorn unattended and then cause the fire alarm to go off. The fire marshall is already unhappy with our dorm. So today, I am going to start a petition to get Popping Popcorn 101 implemented as a FYS for the fall of 2015! May the forces be with them.

Alternative title: Fire Alarm Take 3

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Earlier today, we were all like….


But after hearing the news about The Maya Rudolph Show, we’re all like…


Congratulations on The Maya Rudolph Show getting an airdate, Maya! You know we’ll be watching. Everybody be sure to watch the premiere on May 19 at 10pm ET/PT, and you might just see some familiar faces (Andy Samberg, Fred Armisen and Chris Parnell, among others)…

Oh Happy Day!