So y’all I feel like I reached a new low…. I Facebook snooped this guy who works with my mom.
His name is Let’s call him Mr. Pathologist Assistant (Mr. PA for short since that is what he does) and sent the picture to my friend… who I am interested in setting him up with and my mother told Mr. PA about it. I repeat, my mother told Mr. PA that I a) Facebook stalked snooped his profile b) sent his picture to my friend who I want to set him up with… To say that I am utterly embarrassed is an understatement. I am pretty sure that he now think that I am a creeper/stalker/insert any other word here. My mom said that when she told Mr. PA, his reaction was pretty chill and not freaked out like I would be. My mom proceeded to tell Mr. PA that she thinks I am more excited about him and my boyfriend forging a bromance than setting him up with my friend. I am excited about both. Mr. PA is new to the NYC/Brooklyn area and if all goes well with Mike he will be moving to the same area soon. Besides feeling totally mortified… so I send him a friend request or avoid him until his tenure or my mom’s tenure at the hospital is up?
Long story short… Mike summed it up in a run-on sentence that goes a little something like this: It’s ok dear, I’m sure he’ll understand perfectly about how important it was for you to make him and I friends while also matching him up with your bff E and making all these cool plans for his life…… thanks Mike love you too.